by David Loveless March 9, 2004
My pre-scrotal cortex itches.
by Dr. Scrotaxion February 8, 2012
by JangleDangle June 6, 2018
definition of scrotal dementia is.. when your balls are losing their mind and they can no longer think for themselves.
dude 1.what happened to Jack the other day
dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.
dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.
dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!
dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.
dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.
dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!
by Mark Zaney January 8, 2013
The lengthwise measure of one's scrotum, generally from the base of the penis to the start of the taint.
"Whoa dude, check out the scrotal span on that guy! I wish my balls were that huge."
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"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"
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"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"
by Penis Inspektor February 12, 2008
by Vark50 January 13, 2022
Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.
Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009