pwned

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source:
a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.'

P is for Pistol? Get it.

My PDW ran out of ammo so I pwned that nigga with my Glock 9mm.

pwned by john himself July 4, 2005

pwned

When some n00b on a video game, gets hella owned; amazing owned, liek the noob got screwed up the anus x10

yo son, you got PWNED!!!!

pwned by Davey :) April 13, 2006

pwned

As many other definitions state, this is a corruption of the term owned. However, this term has several advantages over owned, the main one being it has no conotations with the rather touchy subject of slavery. People will also think you cool for using 1337 hacking lingo now used mainly by preteen video game players, including my brother.

Fag: Yeah i owned you!!
Large Angry Black Man: You shouldda used pwned sucka!!
*Fag squeals in pain and terror

pwned by Tom the Enchanter September 15, 2005

Pwned

Pwned: The complete shut down or domination of a person place or thing. It is commonly used as a derogatory way of saying "owned" which originated from the word "own" it is commonly used in places such as: Hawaii, Japan, Mexico, etc.

Guy 1: Dude I almost got some sweet puss last night.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: She whopped out a chode

Guy 2: OH MAN! YOU GOT PWNED!!

Pwned by Chode-slurper May 14, 2009

pwned

pwned: verb;
to win at something and "pwn" the other contestants; or to be "pwned" when losing a game, etc.

"I just totally pwned you at basketball!"

pwned by galena April 6, 2007

Pwned

There is a common misconception saying that it's pwned because the O key is next to the P and people mean to write owned, but accidentally write pwned, and the name stuck. This is far from true. Pwned really means "Permanently Owned".

Mary: Jason, you're such a waste of everyones time. Go crawl in a hole and die.

Jason: ...

Bob: Dude, you just got pwned. (permanently owned)

Pwned by duuuddeeeeee15 September 27, 2010

pwned

Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.

On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!

pwned by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008