"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."
Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!
Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008
"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.
by DLoc1337 August 3, 2008
Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.
"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.
by BEASER February 6, 2011
Hey ladies. I'll take ya for a ride in my Porsche 944 back to my mom's trailer where we'll have a three-way with my sister.
by av999 September 30, 2007
Definition: Garbage. That Should be Set on Fire
What a huge waste of money for a car that doesn't even look like a Porsche.
Then, have fun paying to repair the fuckin piece of shit. In no time you'll have paid more in repairs than how much you actually paid for the car which is way too overpriced.
Its not even that fast...its fuckin shitty when you race a car that cost less than half of yours and they beat you.
Cruise control works when it wants to....
Leaks shit all the time.
So lets re-cap: Expensive, ugly, really ugly, unreliable...
How do I know all this? I USED TO HAVE ONE! WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE...
FUCK YOU PORSCHE 968 PILE OF SHIT
And to anyone who loves this car...What the hell...seriously. What is wrong with you..
What a huge waste of money for a car that doesn't even look like a Porsche.
Then, have fun paying to repair the fuckin piece of shit. In no time you'll have paid more in repairs than how much you actually paid for the car which is way too overpriced.
Its not even that fast...its fuckin shitty when you race a car that cost less than half of yours and they beat you.
Cruise control works when it wants to....
Leaks shit all the time.
So lets re-cap: Expensive, ugly, really ugly, unreliable...
How do I know all this? I USED TO HAVE ONE! WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE...
FUCK YOU PORSCHE 968 PILE OF SHIT
And to anyone who loves this car...What the hell...seriously. What is wrong with you..
by Jeff Collins October 11, 2007
the pinnacle of porsche automotive. this car was believed that the company put all their technical and engineering know-hows in this car.
porsche's limited edition supercar that went to production in 2004 and ended in 2006. the car has a 5.7 liter V10 engine which produces 605 hp and has a top speed of 205 mph. the car runs from 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds (0-60 mph in 3.5 secs). this is one of the most beautiful porsches and one of the most sought after by not only the rich porsche fanatics but rich car enthusiast as well.
porsche's limited edition supercar that went to production in 2004 and ended in 2006. the car has a 5.7 liter V10 engine which produces 605 hp and has a top speed of 205 mph. the car runs from 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds (0-60 mph in 3.5 secs). this is one of the most beautiful porsches and one of the most sought after by not only the rich porsche fanatics but rich car enthusiast as well.
by taburnok45 May 5, 2011
She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running when she started to push the porsche around.
by Angela UNH February 16, 2009