3 definitions by DLoc1337

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A referee is a person who monitors a sporting event to make sure that the rules of the game are observed and obeyed by the participants. However, the refs usually just end up becoming the scapegoats for the players' shortcomings and are abused by players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was a total retard! Nice call, fucktard!

Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to keep a fair game going only to have half of the field curse at you and vandalize your car after the game?

Soccer Player: But...but...bad call.

Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008
"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.
"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"
by DLoc1337 August 02, 2008
"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."
Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008

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