hypocrites

Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.

Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH

ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.

by maxownz April 14, 2005

Hypocrite

Someone who makes and joins a facebook page complaining about people joining and making facebook pages.

Joe Bob became a fan of "Stop fanning stuff!! It's annoying"

aka

Joe Bob became a fan of "Im a hypocrite!!! Shoot me please!!"

by NOTaHYPOCRITE April 18, 2010

hypocrites

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

by Lissarules June 28, 2006

Hypocrite

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
Hypocrite!

by Hi nooT June 6, 2010

Hypocrite

a person who says or does something that they deemed unacceptable when someone else does it

my friend tristan is a hypocrite (he actually is)

by Dictionary doughnut September 1, 2017

Hypocrite

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.

Welcome to the hypocrite race.

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

hypocritic

Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.

My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!

by Baseer September 17, 2005