V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
by Theodore X. Johnson September 28, 2011
by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki February 21, 2011
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
by Sucredoyouplay January 18, 2014
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.
The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008
When two people of the same sex both have feelings for each other,
But refuse to confront those feelings
But refuse to confront those feelings
by ArsenicCatnip :33< December 19, 2015
by thefatpanda March 19, 2014