Shum

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 19, 2020

Shum is the mixture of shit and come

He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it

by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 30, 2022

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 2, 2020

SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020