Wow, did you see her?
you mean Miley cyrus?
yeah!
yeah, i know. she's the whore that looks like a horse.
you mean Miley cyrus?
yeah!
yeah, i know. she's the whore that looks like a horse.
by your evil mom April 18, 2009
The combination of severe schizofrenzia and a large piece of shit painted a sickly, whitish-greenish color. If encountered, it will cause painful anal pangs which occur every other hour for 3 weeks; prolonged exposure can cause fainting, stroke, heart attack, AIDS, or even death. Audio recordings of the Miley Cyrus have been captured, and are readily available on the Internet. Extreme caution is advised while listening to audio tapes, as they may cause eardrums to explode. However, under careful examination, several scientists discovered that the Miley Cyrus appears to be calling in more if its' kind, to complete the annhilation of the human race.
Not to be confused with the ugly pop singer.
Not to be confused with the ugly pop singer.
John: Hey Joe, whatever happened to that new guy, Marty?
Joe: He was hiking up in the woods when he went missing. They say he encountered a Miley Cyrus. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb. Poor guy never stood a chance.
Kate: I love Miley Cyrus!
Jim: Fuck you!
Joe: He was hiking up in the woods when he went missing. They say he encountered a Miley Cyrus. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb. Poor guy never stood a chance.
Kate: I love Miley Cyrus!
Jim: Fuck you!
by italianguitarist69 April 16, 2009
Just another Disney Channel Card board cutout With no talent or life ahead of her.
Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!
First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?
And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!
And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!
Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.
She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
WOW.
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.
Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!
She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!
She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.
I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake
Country-girl accent.
BY THE WAY:
I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
:)
Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!
First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?
And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!
And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!
Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.
She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
WOW.
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.
Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!
She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!
She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.
I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake
Country-girl accent.
BY THE WAY:
I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
:)
Brain washed 11 year old #1: OMG did you see that over sized plaid scarf Miley cyrus was wearing at the TeenyBopper awards last night!?!?
Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!
Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!
#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!
Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!
Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!
#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!
by DisneyS_U_C_K_S August 24, 2009
1. A slut that likes wrinkley peen.
2. Young girls role model, until she posted semi- Nude pictures.
3. Best Know for her preformance on American Idol in 2009, when she sang the Hit Song from her movie "Hannah Montana Movie"
4. Next Britney Spears.
2. Young girls role model, until she posted semi- Nude pictures.
3. Best Know for her preformance on American Idol in 2009, when she sang the Hit Song from her movie "Hannah Montana Movie"
4. Next Britney Spears.
by Hair Flip May 15, 2009
A slutty, disney channel, Tennessee pice of white trash. she has been changed by fame and disney channel... and is now a whore
That bitch is such a Miley Cyrus
by itellthetruthbitches April 19, 2010
there's so many ways to describe her, but the easiest is to say the biggest try-hard-failure-slut. Miley used to be a cute 12-year-old on Hannah Montana, but i guess the fame got to her. Her parents got divorced because of her, so they obviously need to be doing a better job at parenting. they better be careful, because i would hope that they don't want any of their other kids turning out like their whore older sister.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus! I mean, that is what you are, right? a Ho, Ho, Ho. Let's see what you asked for on your Christmas list. Some lingerie... some guys... and a pole! Well isn't that just wonderful, you little disney channel star?
by Chimbalicious September 5, 2011
Girl with no brain.Actually,no nothing.Her daddy made her a star in Disney Channel and now she thinks she is living the best of both worlds.Hates chinese people and is a total slut.
Best know as Hannah Montana.Her songs are all fake and,Im sure she thinks she is perfect.Her mini pants and her new looks are sign of her new life as a slut.
Best know as Hannah Montana.Her songs are all fake and,Im sure she thinks she is perfect.Her mini pants and her new looks are sign of her new life as a slut.
MIley:Daddy,can i be star pleaseeee?I want Miley Cyrus the idol on the cover of seveteen magazine
Billie Ray Cyrus:Sure Darlin
Billie Ray Cyrus:Sure Darlin
by thetrueteller November 26, 2009