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Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts
Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.
Lemon by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018
Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.
"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"
Lemon by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018
A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.
I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.
Lemon by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019
‘She’s a lemon
Lemon by Hahahlll February 26, 2019
Lemon’s are quite rare. Lemon’s can be a bit sour and sweet at the same time. They always like to win and never like to lose. Usually will help friends who are dealing with problems both physical and mental. Lemons might seem sour all the time but with the right conditions they can turn into sweet lemonade. Like Lemons, these people come from Asian decent and might have scars from past adventures.
person 1: Yo, have you met the new guy yet?

person 2: Yeah he seems like a Lemon, with all the helping others and stuff.
person 1: Yup he sure is a Lemon.
LeMoN by Poseiden_theGreat April 30, 2019
A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head
Lemon by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019