In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.
by fermentedcola December 26, 2024
Get the bobistic calendarmug. "Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
Get the check his calendarmug. Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008
Get the Calendar divingmug. My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.
She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.
She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.
by Stashik June 20, 2005
Get the calendaricallymug. In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.
by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015
Get the calendarizemug. A math calendar à la Singapour, which is designed in such a way that the answer to the problem on each day is the date on which the question appears, aims to develop in children a positive attitude towards the world’s most disliked school subject—when they are exposed to the beauty and joy of math rather than seeing it as a mere drill-and-kill subject.
The Singapore Mathematics Calendar—which takes three or four times longer to write than a typical assessment (or supplementary) math title, and costs a few folds more in publishing it—is a first in Singapore math publishing, as it offers students a creative and fun way to learning math, while honing their problem-solving skills.
by Numerati November 25, 2024
Get the The Singapore Mathematics Calendarmug. The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.
by cstrong April 15, 2022
Get the The Law of the Calendarmug.