In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.
Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023
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I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
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"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"
"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"
"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025
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However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.
Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.
Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
Get the check his calendar mug.Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008
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Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
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