Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.

The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.

by kbeast123 January 31, 2023

college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic August 13, 2016

calendarically

Referring to dates on a calendar.

My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.

She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.

by Stashik June 20, 2005

The Singapore Mathematics Calendar

A math calendar à la Singapour, which is designed in such a way that the answer to the problem on each day is the date on which the question appears, aims to develop in children a positive attitude towards the world’s most disliked school subject—when they are exposed to the beauty and joy of math rather than seeing it as a mere drill-and-kill subject.

The Singapore Mathematics Calendar—which takes three or four times longer to write than a typical assessment (or supplementary) math title, and costs a few folds more in publishing it—is a first in Singapore math publishing, as it offers students a creative and fun way to learning math, while honing their problem-solving skills.

by Numerati November 25, 2024

Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.

Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023