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Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.
by Delays April 15, 2024
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Toothless Calendar

Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.

For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”

The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.
by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024
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Gluomday Calendar

In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.
Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023
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Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar
I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
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calendarically

Referring to dates on a calendar.
My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.

She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.
by Stashik June 20, 2005
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calendarize

In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.

Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.
by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015
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