"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum January 15, 2016
Someone who you can watch pee or poop, someone who laughs at your acne. Someone who will take a shower with you. People think you're lesbians. You can spend countless days with them without getting bored. You get mad at them but not more than 5 mins. You miss them more than anything. You get along with them better than anyone else. You don't want to hang out with anyone else. You love their family. You would die for them. You like the same music, and you can't wait to get your own car so you can turn up the music really loud and not give a shit who's listening. You laugh at ugly people on the internet. You laugh at pretty much anything. You agree on everything. You make up stupid shit and remember it and do it in random places. You don't care if you look stupid, AND I MEAN STUPID, like walking like a dinosaur in a hospital for example. Being with them is like you are complete. Being without them is like 3/4 of you isn't there. You can't get a new best friend after them. You would shave your head if the other had to get chemo. You don't have a life without them. THAT is a best friend.
by Pewpieeee March 12, 2010
The person you lean on when you want to cry over something, someone you can hug and honestly mean it, and someone who will kiss your owwies when you get a paper cut. These, are my best friends.(:
Me:"moose.. will you call me? I really want to cry..."
moose: OF COURSE! -dials number- "Whats wrong?"
Best friends are life<3
moose: OF COURSE! -dials number- "Whats wrong?"
Best friends are life<3
by LaurenLollipops May 13, 2010
Best friends...What to say...A Best friend is a person who will always be there for you know matter what, a person you can trust and tell things to without any judgment...A person who can tell Absolutely ANYTHING to... A person who doesn't care what you do or say, at least that's what Me and My Best friend are like...
by Tyler1412 June 29, 2007
best friend I love you so much.
6 years later
friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.
6 years later
friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.
by what even is this...like what November 1, 2013
The person in you'r life whom always has you'r back, and you always have theirs. In good times and even more so in bad times.
bf1; "dang I am so broke this week, I don't even have gas money."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."
by allieAnn94 May 13, 2015