Basketball Americans

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.

Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!

by Iamtheliquor55 September 13, 2023

Dr. Basketball

A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.

Person 1: Have a seat!
Person 2: I can't sit down, Dr. Basketball got me last night.

by 13incher June 13, 2010

Love and Basketball

1. A great movie starting Omar Epps
2. The best two games know to man!

1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.

by BeeRBee May 21, 2009

basketball girls

A girl who is determined to win some may be a aggression some may not.

basketball girls are soooo hot.

by basketball hotties April 29, 2019

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 11, 2011

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob January 30, 2016

Basketball Field

An outdoor surface, typically a finely groomed fescue or other graminoid, on which the sport invented by Dr. James Nasmith is contested. Often confused with the more common, yet inferior, basketball court, these fields are much gentler on joints and ligaments. Sizes may vary, although regulation fields are 94' x 50'.

1. I am going to the basketball field to dribble my ball.

2. Those tall people are always on the basketball field.

by Baseketball July 3, 2010