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1.
The best last name any person can have. Not very common. People with this last name are fun to be around. Famous name.
You know Mike Epps?
Of course i know Mike Epps, he's famous.
You cant forget a last name like Epps
by Tasinah April 15, 2009
 
2.
EPP
Stands for Embarrassing Parent Police. They are called when parents do something that you wouldn't want your friends to see or hear about.
Susan: "OMG, your mom is doing the chicken dance!!"
Carol: "I know, I'm about the call the EPP to save my reputation!!"
by SBdefiner August 06, 2010
 
3.
EPP
Stands for extremly pathetic person

could be pronounced Epp or E-P-P

usualy called to another person

Epp being adjective E-P-P being verb
Person 1: wow look at jeff. Did you see what he did?

Person 2: I know he's such an Epp

person 1: jeff just fell did you see that ?

Person 2: I know he just E-P-Ped all over the place
by Thatguyyouoweicecreamto May 18, 2010
 
4.
EPP
short for EXCEPTIONAL PUSSY PROFESSIONAL
Parachute by shwayze
EPP

Love is a drug
Sex is obliged
She was sexin all over me
Like what?
She said she like it slow
So I sped it up
To switch it up
When I hit it up
The sweat was drippin
Her dog was trippin
While the Chihuahua was barkin and bitchin
Scratchin and itchin
Bathroom and kitchen
Im a specialist
In all positions
EXCEPTIONAL
PUSSY PROFESSIONAL
In love with your body
Like a vegan loves vegetables
by CKiDDD June 23, 2009
 
5.
epp
shortform for episode. can be used in different contexts in either a positive or negative fashion.
"did you see aqua teen hunger force last night? good fucking epp"

"did things end badly with you and your girlfriend? ya...bad fucking epp"
by jacques macmegalodon December 17, 2005