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Goofy ahh site

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A: *Goofy ahh site*

by Rick Ross And The Hooper July 24, 2022

KAZ NEEDS HELP

A phrase used whenever that weird lesbian starts speaking and is making literally no since.

"Okay, makes sense"
"Huh?"
"I'll do it right now!"
"Oh, Kaz Needs Help"

by KINGNETIC March 22, 2021

She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

by dubbedout October 14, 2015

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

The Need for Speed

The Need for Speed is a famous line, said by Tom Cruise in the original Top Gun (1986) The line is usually said by people who enjoy anything related with doing something at high velocities such as skydiving.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

-Tom Cruise as Cpt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (Top Gun 1986)

-Anthony Edwards as Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw (Top Gun 1986)

by PantserKampfWagen May 30, 2023

No need to investigate

Evidently, the position many Republicans would take if hundreds of screaming people broke down the locked doors and windows of their home to gain entry, marauded through the house, kicked down bedroom doors looking for the children - cowering under their beds in fear of their lives and whom the uninvited guests were threatening to hang by the neck until dead - stole personal papers and computers, shot tear gas and bear repellent at family members, severely injured several and directly caused the deaths of several others.

"There is no need to investigate", many elected Republicans said of the January 6, 2021 storming of the Capitol by Trump partisans.

by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2021