internet

Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

by super duper pooper scooper April 26, 2006

internet

best damn thing ever invented

why labor over a skool report when it can be had for free from the Internet

by stu f. May 27, 2004

internet

internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.

connection to altavista

by avanindra December 12, 2003

internet

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

by Thumbs May 23, 2003

internet

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

by george allen December 24, 2007

internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.

I was an Internet user once...

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016