Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

hypocriting

Being hypocritical. The act of being a hypocrite. Verb.

I 'aint bovvered in pretending. Don't wanna be like all those people hypocriting.

by VtotheL November 3, 2013

Hypocrite

Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.

Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*

by Huhhy October 6, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.

Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.

by neon.crayon.13 November 20, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Everyone including myself

"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"

by Pizzerk July 31, 2012