A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
by Matt March 13, 2007
To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
by Duanester May 24, 2008
by john888111 October 18, 2006
"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."
by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012
by stoutstreet January 8, 2009
The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
by spacker110 January 28, 2015
Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
by wanker56 August 10, 2009