ginger

"People" with red hair, freckles and pale skin. Mostly subitudes to poke fun at if there is no one fat about. The hatred for Gingers started back in the 8th to 11th century when the Vikings went around all of europe kicking everyones arse. Due to them coming form Scandinavia where Gingers decent from and the fact that they were Ginger themselves (e.g. Eric the Red), everyone started to hate Gingers. This hatred made Gingers unattactive, which is why most of them hardley get any sex, (e.g. Queen Elizabeth I of England, the virgin queen). Interestly enough Eric the Red's son later went on to discover North America. So you fuckins yanks cant say nothing! Plus it is a fact that Gingers purchase over 70% of the sunblock market. In conclusion Gingers will be exstict in the next few centuries, some of you might think its too long or better later than never, but we should remember the positive of being ginger, ill leave you to try and work out some.
Bloke 1 "The sun, risin at this time"
Bloke 2"Nah, its just the Vikings in the distance coming to invade us"
Bloke 1 "Fucking Gingers"
by Wedge Antillies July 16, 2008
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ginger

a person affected by the genetic disease called gingervitis. Gingers have unattractive features that include nauseous red hair, gross pale skin, and skin disfigurations called freckles. Gingers are creepy, unappealing, and hard to look at. No normal person is attracted to a ginger, and therefore would not want to carry on any kind of sexual relationship with a ginger. This is the reason there are so few gingers in the world. Most people don't wish to carry on any kind of relationship with a ginger, mush less a relationship involving physical contact. There is no cure for gingervitis, but some gingers compensate for their disease by dying their hair brown or blond and tanning frequently. Those that don't will face a life full of rejection.
Example 1:

Sam - Look at that gross family of gingers that walked by.
Will - I know, those things creep me out.
Sam - I wish they would all just die off.
Will - That is the wish of any normal person
by TC:NY August 31, 2011
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ginger

hair colour between red and blonde.
"you have ginger hair"
by jon davidsonson September 13, 2006
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ginger

Amazing god like beings which are the spawns of satan. The gingers will one day lose their verey short tempers and will yake over the earth with what is known as gingervitus this evwnt is known as gingergedon and will happen when the last ginger gives his soul to satan. Yes gingers do have souls but many have given them up to prpare for gingergedon and gain god like powers Also their amazing in bed.
"run run one of those gingers are going to kill us ahhhhh"
by gingergedon2020 August 09, 2015
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ginger

the g word and can only be said by someone with a g word pass which is given to someone by a ginger
Its time for your public execution. Do you have any last words?

GINGER.
by NatNatNJG March 10, 2020
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ginger

We make up only 2% of the global population and lack melanin, we tend to be pale and freckled, a target for bullies. But we will mess you up, we are more sensitive to pain so we build a tolerance against it. We are better at detecting changes in temperature. We are more risistant to medication like novicane and laughing gas, so it's harder to put us under. We have tempers that can snap in a second. We have created an underground network to establish ginger dominance across the globe. Prepare to bow to you ginger overlords.
Hey ginger!
Don't call her that the last person who did got their eyes ripped out!
by BlanketCult December 29, 2016
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ginger

A ginger is a gross creature of which you should by all means avoid, they are evil, soul-stealing shits, liars, theifs, atention sick, and worst of all, They think they are better than anyone and everyone. They usually have pale skin, with most of their colour coming from freckles, which are everywere, including their eyelids. And fatty orange hair. They are naturally from the ground.
Ginger: Hey asshole
Human: Shut up you fucking ginger!
Ginger : I'll tell my mother
by Pavens penis October 16, 2017
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