A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.
by surfdog April 26, 2016
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All yall who be dissin Cali just dont know what you talkin about since you live in some place like fuckin Kentucky or Idaho. Just cuz you jealous and hate where you live, dont go blamin it on us who live in California.
Dude from Idaho: Fuck California, fuckin preps, gangsters, and surfers.

Dude from Cali: FUCK YOU!
by Califolife April 22, 2006
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The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.
California men (all are gay):

If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.

California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):

Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.
by Dodgersrule April 28, 2007
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Home of the green fanatics that think economics does not matter. California is now bankrupt with most of it's business population finding homes in Nevada or the north eastern states.
Lets hire Arnold to run our state because he was a movie star, then lets take care of the environment, fuck the people's jobs, charge taxes like crazy and spend more than we have. Oops, we just bankrupt California!
by Realism August 10, 2009
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the worst freakin place in the world!
filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!
(dumb californian girl 1)Like omg lets go shopping for some new juicy couture jackets and bags!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!
by eastcoastchick June 28, 2010
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A place where the women are beautiful, the men know whats what, and the best marijuana in the world is harvested.
Damn grab some of the sensemilla and lets fuck some bitches from California
by t-tron April 7, 2008
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