The term blarg means when a friend bends over and releases some gas in return makes the ass flaps beat together rapidly
My friend just blarged, ahh shit man wipe your ass
by Dan/Mark March 1, 2005
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to die, dead. The root word is blarg as in "Blarg, I am dead."
by Stalyn November 2, 2007
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The only word in the history to mean absolutely anything. It is basically the wild card of Vocabulary. "Blarg" Can mean anything mostly used by people who cant think of a single word used to explain what they mean.
Usage: God-"Blarg it"
Son-of-a-"Blarg"
You stupid Mother-"Blarg"
Why dont you go "Blarg" your "Blarg" you "blarg"
by The Physcedelic Godfather February 1, 2010
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Can be used as a noun, adjective, intergection, preposition, conjunction, adverb, verb, and in any language. Blarg is know as Blarg..
Blarg! My Hair is so blarg!

A- You Fail
B- BLARG
A- WTF
by Red Leigh January 24, 2009
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"Dude, I feel so blarg right now"

"OMG, I can't believe he did that to me! I feel soo blarg!"
by Michael Fried July 11, 2008
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A obese women with greasy characteristics..and a Gothic approach to life.
"oh shit there's a BLARG!"
"BLARG!"
"look at that BLARG over there eating kittens"
by LyalLyalLyal May 9, 2010
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A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.
Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?
by xxVoodooSoupxx August 3, 2011
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