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Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.
Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
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Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."
by Alakritous February 19, 2017
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Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants
Wow she has great alpaca hooves
by BDuke 49 March 11, 2023
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Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.
Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.
by Watermelon x) February 26, 2018
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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
by QuacksO August 12, 2024
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