Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.

Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.

by Watermelon x) February 26, 2018

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

by Alakritous February 19, 2017

Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.

I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca

by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016

Alpaca day

September 10 national alpaca day

Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin

by random kpop Stan September 10, 2021

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022