Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.

Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.

by Watermelon x) February 26, 2018

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.

I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca

by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016