Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Alpaca

A beautiful, lovely animal that will soon plan an alpacalypse and overthrow humans.

Random guy: Dude, liek, did you see those alpacas?
Random guy's friend: OMG liek, yas.

by Watermelon x) February 26, 2018

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

by BDuke 49 March 11, 2023

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama

i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost

by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022