Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.

I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca

by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016

Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat

by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022