The bottle of Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum needed to make you not remember that Thursday night
' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'

' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'
by Baldasssssss October 7, 2009
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He was promoted to rear admiral
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
You should have seen her knee's after I earned my rear admiral!
by daslew March 20, 2009
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This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.
Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off the balcony like Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."
by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014
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The retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield.
As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
by Fern Herder February 10, 2012
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Jordan was bending over, cleaning his pubes out of the drain, so I took the opportunity to add insult to injury by giving him the rear admiral.
by Doctor Tronik September 13, 2011
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