A cesspool where people with ego problems, fake experts, and quite literal followers who clearly had no parental influence in their life pointlessly argue over nothing all day every day.
Typical Twitter Conversation:
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.
by TwitterIsTerrible August 13, 2021
A site for people to update you anytime anything they think important/funny/serious/sad/etc. happens because then atleast its out there so maybe somebody looked at it so you can talk/laugh/discuss/cry/etc. with them later.
by draelove August 8, 2009
Basically it has the same functions as YouTube:
YouTube → Twitter
Subscribe → Follow
Subsribers → Followers
Posts → Tweets
Comments → Comments
However, Twitter does not give you the option to post videos, so it is not as cool, useful, or even important as YouTube.
YouTube → Twitter
Subscribe → Follow
Subsribers → Followers
Posts → Tweets
Comments → Comments
However, Twitter does not give you the option to post videos, so it is not as cool, useful, or even important as YouTube.
Twitter is so idiotic.
by bbtdgfan123 December 2, 2010
Guy: “Our expedition team went to Omo Kibish, Ehtiopia and found a fossil of a homo-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
Guy: “My child Amy here is afraid of the dark-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
Guy: “My child Amy here is afraid of the dark-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
by Maraapunisaurus March 8, 2021
Twitter is an absolute dumpster fire. From the moment you create an account to the final seconds before you delete it and free yourself from hell online, there is literally no end to the grease stains who use the site.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
Twitter User: I love Twitter because I can find groups to hang out with, such as the MAP community and the DSMP fandom!
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
by BooBooKeys June 28, 2021
by bb987 March 18, 2009
by Armychica131 July 1, 2009