A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.
'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'
by AnonBetty October 13, 2011
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An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"
by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010
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A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.
"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"
by Taint Gobbler February 14, 2010
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An orgasm achieved by a man when having experimental gay sex while wearing a deep V shirt typically followed by sexual orientation confusion and denial of your homosexuality to your friends.
I nailed this hottie last night and had a crazy tosh.0rgasm.
by IndySteve July 8, 2010
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In reference to Daniel Tosh (Comedy Central)

--noun

(1) "That Guy" who forwards way too many youtube clips via email.

(2) A person who is super energetic when talking about pop culture, typically of the lowest common denominator variety.

(3) The type of person you can only handle in moderation.
I like Kevin but he's way too Tosh.0 for my tastes.
by Blue Calloway August 6, 2010
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About 22 minutes of fingernails on a chalkboard filled with vague homoerotica and vomit.
As usual, Tosh.0 is a repeat, again.
by Stonedhenge💯 November 19, 2016
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