addison schmidt is a beautiful, loving, amazing, sweet, woman. someone who will love you for you. i love you for infinity and beyond 🤍
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
by Joseph John carone November 25, 2019
the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011