I swear to god your a fucking idiot why are you looking up pineapple ????? WWHHY I JUST WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP FUCKING PINEAPPLE CHOOSE 666 OR HOLY GHOST OR SOME OTHER SHIT JUST STOP FUCKING SEARCHING UP FUCKING PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN!!!!!!

I ATE A FUCKING PINEAPPLE BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO WITH MY HORRIBLE FUCKING RETARTED LIFE BECAUSE OF FUCKING SEARCHING UP PINEAPPLE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yourdumbo January 15, 2020

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Pineapple: necessary safe word used if one is in danger of hitting a level of white-girl wasted. On a good night, one hopes to reach a fun level of “half pineapple,” but friends don’t let friends reach “full pineapple” without good reason (divorce party, hilarious break-up). If one is already drunk and in danger of doing shots they need to be “pineappled” by their friends and cut off immediately.

“Oh man, I am so hungover, why didn’t you pineapple me last night?”
“Mariah was so wasted she was dropping shots, she should’ve been pineappled way earlier in the night.”
“Yesterday was a great night, I maintained a solid level of half pineapple. So much fun, I remember everything.”

by Nojudgey July 14, 2014

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