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by PuthyDithtroyerThixtyNine September 05, 2016
Get the Pineapplemug. by Logan601 November 15, 2018
Get the Pineapplemug. Really? Really? You don't know what the world's all-time greatest invention EVER is????????? Wow, you are quite stupid. Anyways, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple. If you are still reading this, then you are wasting your time (originally, the word "pineapple" was repeated hundreds of times, but apparently the maximum is 1500 characters. Ugh). BTW other things nearly as incredible as pineapples are smiley faces and actual cannibal giant chicken nuggets who are actually bears in the nutcracker. Also, please note that this is 99.48261% correct, in terms of grammar.
When you put "pineapple" in a sentence, it makes all other words look bad by comparison, so a sample sentence is: Pineapple.
by SMILEY FACES AND PINEAPPLE December 13, 2016
Get the Pineapplemug. Jeff: hey Tim do you know what a pineapple is?
Tim: of course I know what a pineapple is you stupid fuck
Tim: of course I know what a pineapple is you stupid fuck
by Boii05 September 06, 2017
Get the Pineapplemug. I swear to god your a fucking idiot why are you looking up pineapple ????? WWHHY I JUST WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP FUCKING PINEAPPLE CHOOSE 666 OR HOLY GHOST OR SOME OTHER SHIT JUST STOP FUCKING SEARCHING UP FUCKING PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN!!!!!!
I ATE A FUCKING PINEAPPLE BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO WITH MY HORRIBLE FUCKING RETARTED LIFE BECAUSE OF FUCKING SEARCHING UP PINEAPPLE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by yourdumbo January 15, 2020
Get the Pineapplemug. by SucccMe247 September 28, 2018
Get the Pineapplemug. Pineapple: necessary safe word used if one is in danger of hitting a level of white-girl wasted. On a good night, one hopes to reach a fun level of “half pineapple,” but friends don’t let friends reach “full pineapple” without good reason (divorce party, hilarious break-up). If one is already drunk and in danger of doing shots they need to be “pineappled” by their friends and cut off immediately.
“Oh man, I am so hungover, why didn’t you pineapple me last night?”
“Mariah was so wasted she was dropping shots, she should’ve been pineappled way earlier in the night.”
“Yesterday was a great night, I maintained a solid level of half pineapple. So much fun, I remember everything.”
“Mariah was so wasted she was dropping shots, she should’ve been pineappled way earlier in the night.”
“Yesterday was a great night, I maintained a solid level of half pineapple. So much fun, I remember everything.”
by Nojudgey July 14, 2014
Get the Pineapplemug.