n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.
by gnostic3 November 26, 2020
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When someone inadvertently makes a fool of themselves or makes an obvious mistake.
I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.

Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
by block rocker February 25, 2010
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Another way of saying Murphy's Law.

Presumably comes from the cynical idea that one expects something to go wrong and things are going exactly as planned, just using golf as the analogy.
Person one: I'm able to answer the telephone all day and the minute I step out of the house to get the mail, that's when they call!

Person two: Well that's par for the course.

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It's par for the course that the second I'm stepping out the door for a date that I get called into work.
by An optimist with experience April 29, 2005
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most epic Frisbee team in Wisconsin
"Did you see Frisbee sectionals this year? Sub Par has some sweet skills!!!"

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" Those Sub Par guys are a Good Looking bunch of Dudes"
by Chereefer87 April 19, 2010
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Par Masters are people who have a strong Par game. There are very few Par Masters and these Par Masters come together to form a Par Council. The Par Council decides on issues ivolving the world of Pars, Pars would not live on to this day without them.
#1)
(Talking to a short girl)

Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master

#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
by PARthVader December 11, 2010
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A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.
Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!
by GlazeHer January 30, 2015
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the high class word for cool.
Your sweater is so Pa Par!

I know i bought it at Wal-Mart!
by Buster DJ November 12, 2008
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