Pronounced (PEE-NUY-PA-NI-NI)- An Italian style grilled sandwich, in which men's erect members (penises) are placed between to pieces of fresh bread. It is recommended to for the well endowed men to ingest an erectile stimulant such as Viagra or Cialis to help with the longevity of their erections while the sandwich is being pressed in a panini maker. If you do not have a panini maker, a George Forman grill will work as well. The Peni Panini is best served hot with tomato and fresh mozzarella. Manga.
"Dude, me, Ted, and Bill got all wrecked last night with Lisa. Lisa was drinking vodka, aka slut juice, and she started to get really hungry for cock. Needless to say, one wasn't enough. So four of us went back to my place and Lisa proceded to gobble down the Peni Panini that we served her with.
by PMOses November 10, 2010
by Jennysano February 19, 2019
Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020
The culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. Kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.
My wallet felt a little softer than usual when I sat down on the L this morning and then I remembered I'd put a PBJ in my pocket. By the time I got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. Only thing missing was grill marks.
by Harris Bergstein April 30, 2009
There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.
If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.
If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.
by Momimalion October 28, 2018
by DanThePaniniMan May 26, 2020
An expression used when something is not done properly.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee October 6, 2008