An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008
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Emblems
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )

History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
by sinolog March 15, 2007
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Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"
by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014
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A word often used by tourists or expats in switzerland to say that they paid way too much for something.
Dude you just paid 8 bucks for a big mac?
You've been switzerlanded!
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A secret, fictional country. It is run the Dictator Remi White. It's second-in-command is Tieg Paulson. St. Switzerland includes many provinces, such as: Nils Land, Aton, Ivy's Islands, and many many more. St. Switzerland contains many magical creatures such as zombies, witches, wizards, vampires, mermaids, faries, werewolves, and walking cookies.
Remi White, Tieg Paulson, St. Switzerland
by Ivykinz May 26, 2011
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