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1. Switzerland
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A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
Don't mess with the masters of chocolate.
by ryda Dec 17, 2004 share this
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2. Switzerland
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A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.
by victor Aug 10, 2004 share this
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Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
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by George99 Apr 16, 2007 share this
4. Switzerland
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A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
by Lugs-o Oct 18, 2004 share this
5. switzerland
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Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?
American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
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by Swiss Tourist May 18, 2007 share this
6. switzerland
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v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.
Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
by Shmouse May 21, 2005 share this
7. switzerland
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#1 for gettin money, banks, watches, weapons, chocolate and weed!!!

At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...

Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
by elrafa Jan 12, 2005 share this
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