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1.
A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
Don't mess with the masters of chocolate.
by ryda December 17, 2004
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2.
Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
by George99 April 16, 2007
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3.
A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.
by victor August 10, 2004
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4.
Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?
American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"
by Swiss Tourist May 18, 2007
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5.
v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.
Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.
by Shmouse May 21, 2005
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6.
A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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7.
#1 for gettin money, banks, watches, weapons, chocolate and weed!!!

At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...

Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
by elrafa January 12, 2005
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