Jesse 

A guy who leads a girl on why sleeping with other girls and/or in a long term relationship

Person 1: I got Jessed again
Person 2: again?

Jesse by Yourhomierach June 16, 2017

Jesse 

A mentally challenged guy who when bored kills himself in gta during a history making everyone mad at him he also likes gay porn and fingers his ass and eats the shit like chocolate.

Jesse you're a fucking dumbass why'd you kill yourself go finger your ass

Jesse by Thecumpump August 19, 2020

Jesse 

the sexiest animal you will ever see

i just ran into a Jesse.. I will never be the same it was sooo sexy!

Jesse by yevette July 1, 2012

Jesse 

Biggest asshole you will ever meet, stay away at all costs!!!

Yikes, stay away from that jesse

Jesse by nick wediiidddd 455 March 19, 2017

Jesse 

Jesse is a really good friend although most people don't appreciate that. Don't let her go becaue she is the most loyal person you will ever meet.

Omg she did that for you? That's such a Jesse thing to do.

Jesse by troyesivandelrey November 18, 2016

jesse 

He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.

Guy:Why is that guy fucking a penguin"?
Guy:he is probably a jesse

jesse by chuwangd December 15, 2017

Jesse 

A guy who is a total boss. He has the illest ride on the street. The sexiest body of all the posers around him. And all the girls flock to him and want to be on his dick. This is the man every other guy wants to be but they never can be.

Guy 1: "Did you see those two hot chicks all over me at the party yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"

Jesse by Not A Guy Named Jesse August 5, 2012