beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003

beer

its what my daddy drinks before he beats me

daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee

by supdude54 May 28, 2008

beer

a drink destined to be spilled

"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"

by sillymanilly October 24, 2007

beer

The best way to get sex...

OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

by MOG1 April 19, 2005

beering

To go out drinking (beer).

My friends and I are beering.

by Honus November 15, 2004

BEER

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 14, 2003

beer

To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!

Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!

by SuperSonicX September 06, 2005