Baseball 

The poor man's Cricket.

How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?

Baseball by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

Baseball 

The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!

Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"

Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"

Baseball by Brandon Wilson ^_^ January 30, 2007

Baseball 

The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.

Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?

Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!

Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.

Baseball by Splancer December 28, 2005

baseball 

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.

Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.

baseball by lex November 25, 2004

Baseball 

The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.

*Person 1 talking to someone else*

Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!

Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!

Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?

Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.

Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is

more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.

Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer

Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.

Baseball by BaseballPlayer21 December 9, 2012

baseball 

a sport that used to be enjoyable and fun to follow, but has been ruined by the likes of high-payroll teams such as Red Sox, Dodgers, Angels, and Yankees, buying out all the fire-pwer from smaller markets.

Baseball is the only sport where I feel like my favorite team will never have a fair shot at success, thanks to those rich, cock-sucking clubs and the MLB draft which hardly helps.

baseball by Bozo the Klown February 17, 2009

Baseball 

A very overrated sport with a bunch of f boys who all think they are the coolest people ever and walk around like they own the world. When in reality they are just rude and annoying people with bigger butts than girls

Baseball is a sucky overrated sport

Baseball by Loggghhhh August 8, 2019