Paraduck

A person determined to put his name anywhere and everywhere that belongs in a prison for touching little children.

Paraduck is an asshole.

by Qui Tai November 14, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Paraduck

The act of Jumping(stealing) someone's chance at a quest or reward in online MMORPG's.

May also be pronounced as Para-fuck or Para-dick

"You jackass, you just paraduck'ed my quest!"

by Someone July 14, 2003

Paracuck

It's where you get cucked by an online uhh..or...uhh...celebrity or you get cock blocked by them.

You got paracuck-ed by CdawgVA

by BubiVT March 7, 2022

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

paracuck

The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.

John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.

by 77katz77 March 7, 2022

Paracuck

cucking someone online

I paracucked my friend

by OnigiOkada March 7, 2022