Dude, I was having chintercourse with my chick last night. Chintercourse is so much more fun than regular intercourse - I get such a better view of her meat curtains!
The internet in china is bolcked by a system named GFW(Great Fire Wall).So,you can't browse some web in china,internet in china is not free,someone call it chinternet.
In china, you can't browse YOUTUBE,GOOGLE(you can browse google.cn not google.com)and so on.SO,Internet in china called chinternet.