beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

beerdick by flypina July 13, 2006

beefdick 

something interesting or in style. words with similar meanings: hot,cool,tight etc..

yo that shit was beefdick bro!

nah man... that aint beefdick.

beefdick by homothugalish December 28, 2009

beer dick 

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection

"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."

beer dick by Dave man December 23, 2005

beesdicky 

A way to measure things in a small amount. Smaller than a centimetre. Think of a bumble bee. Now think of his manly bit. Beesdicky is the word.

Bring the truck back a beesdicky

beesdicky by Bonnie Parker November 8, 2007

BEER DICK 

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.

Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.

BEER DICK by Dantx October 3, 2007

Beer Dick 

When a man has not showered and dick tastes like beer.

Bryce did not shower and now has a beer dick.

Beer Dick by anonymous February 17, 2021

beer dick 

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

beer dick by tnt May 1, 2003