"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
by Dave man December 23, 2005
The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.
I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.
by flypina July 13, 2006
Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.
by Dantx September 20, 2007
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
by tnt May 01, 2003
Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.
by Beer Dick Lover March 13, 2012
to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their dick, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the "beer dick" is inserted into the victim's rectal passageway
by not rabone (thank god cuz he's gettin beer dicked April 16, 2003
During the act of coitus beer is poured on both male and female genitalia; it's tingling effect is said to simultaneously stimulate the female clitoris, and lubricate for deeper penetration.
They bumped uglies till the rosie fingered dawn dried their ale soaked members; they had finally tried beer dick.
by SlipNSlideSuicideSal January 27, 2010