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Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !
carnie by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004
Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak
Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.
Carnie by Great Sacandaga Lake October 2, 2007
The scary people who work at carnivals.
A smelly carnie with four teeth missing was hitting on me
carnie by tatertot208 May 31, 2005
That carnie sure did grift you good.
carnie by Trillo October 28, 2001
poor people who cheat children on fair games, usually giving poor prizes to those who do win.
dont go near him he's a smelly carnie
carnie by Mcfarts June 6, 2003
in contrast to the ordinary meaning of carnie, this one means someone who believes they are the reincarnation of someone. in a tacky way. extra points if it’s an infamous historical figure. extra extra points if the figure was a mass murderer. extra extra extra points if they have an egg laying kink. (we’re all looking at you, felix)
“hey did you hear about felix cipher?”
“no who tf is that
“he’s a delulu wannabe h*tler carnie who likes egg porn and writes shitty books”
“oh”
carnie by vivid👉👈 July 11, 2023