The shittiest State in the US. Lincoln should have given it to Mexico when he had the chance. The traffic is worse than Southern California and so is the pollution. Texas is the state in which all the psycho religious extremists live and the capital of random acts of child abuse. No one in Texas vacations in their own state, they all go to Colorado, California, New York, and Florida. Sure they're the second biggest state in the US but Alaska could kick their ass five times over. Texas is where the last many presidents are from, probably the single reason why US politics suck.
by Real America July 11, 2008
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010
by diabeetusspeshulus January 5, 2017
A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by anita45 April 16, 2006
by Texas Whiteboy Ranger July 11, 2008
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 16, 2006