A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the likewill utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.