Fresh Tail
Refers to any piece of ass that is new to you, does not necessarily mean fresh in terms of quality, hygiene, weight, or looks.
Fresh Tail by JP$ December 13, 2004
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freshfail
A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.
Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)
This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.
Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)
This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.
Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!
freshfail by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008
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Freshtables
A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.
Freshtables by palinisfailin December 27, 2008
freshtale sans
Freshtale sans was a Sans from the freshtale AU created by Crayon Queen on tumblr.
This sans has a brightly coloured shirt with sometimes a multi-coloured hoodie and orange baseball shorts
In all fan art he appears to be wearing heelies and a propeller hat. This sans is also famous for his stake board and YOLO glasses.
His personality is severely lacking and is completely unable to feel efection, instead he has a lax attitude and typically has a "GO with the flow" personality.
Fresh has the power to censore curse words (imagine fresh running Urban dictionary) with rad, funk and ect.
(I read this from wiki)
His stats are,
-LV: 1
-HP: 100
-DF: 999999999
-AT: 10
This sans has a brightly coloured shirt with sometimes a multi-coloured hoodie and orange baseball shorts
In all fan art he appears to be wearing heelies and a propeller hat. This sans is also famous for his stake board and YOLO glasses.
His personality is severely lacking and is completely unable to feel efection, instead he has a lax attitude and typically has a "GO with the flow" personality.
Fresh has the power to censore curse words (imagine fresh running Urban dictionary) with rad, funk and ect.
(I read this from wiki)
His stats are,
-LV: 1
-HP: 100
-DF: 999999999
-AT: 10
freshtale sans by Imthehamman May 31, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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