Sympathy Boner

Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.

Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?

Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.

Sympathy Boner by howoriginal March 6, 2014

Sympathy Boner

When you feel bad for her , but she rockin' them jeans.

Man, that sucks she lost her job, but damn! Her ass giving me a sympathy boner.

Sympathy Boner by !nsert pseudonym here September 4, 2016

sympathy boner

When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.

Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*

sympathy boner by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

sympathy boner by test12 March 22, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004