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Some one who plays a Online game and excludes everything else. Often used to describe when some one has a lot of time to spend in a online game.
Came from a article in a newspaper on Everquest. The player they interviewed played so much Everquest he forgot to change his cats littler box, leading the reported to comment his house smelled like "a cats ass".
Not every one has enough time to catass foir items in Everquest.

That guy is such a catass, he has been at the same spawn for 9 hours straight.
catass by Rupert March 7, 2004
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PC Gamer says "Apparently, there's a word in the MMO community called 'catass' to describe someone whose online addiction has caused their domestic and personal hygiene to degenerate to such a degree that their entire house begins to smell like an enormous cat-litter box."
That guy just got City of Heroes and has now gone catass.
catass by Ramsey September 18, 2004
Sexual pleasure from spraying catnip on your ass and having the cats go at it.
I have no plans other than to catass tonight.
Catass by CR33dz May 7, 2016
I'm 50 years old, when I and my friends started smoking as 10,11,12...year olds,we would share one smoke, and we always cursed the guy who would wet the filter, hence the term "catass"

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Fuck, Ralph catassed it again
catass by jay pattison November 30, 2004

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.
"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"
Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing
When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.
catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

catastrophic success 

An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.
The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.
catastrophic success by ohlms March 10, 2009