An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
by Justin Capone September 25, 2005
Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.
by Newman Rossie October 18, 2006
A person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their butt. Often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.
by DarnelTeaBags March 25, 2014
by Dudders November 25, 2004
to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
by Dudders December 14, 2004
by Dudders November 30, 2004
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