An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
by Justin Capone September 25, 2005
Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.
by Newman Rossie October 18, 2006
by Dudders November 25, 2004
to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
by Dudders December 14, 2004
a bad haircut or hairstyle
have you seen the mckelvey on that
by Dudders November 26, 2004
by Dudders November 30, 2004
A person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their butt. Often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.
by DarnelTeaBags March 24, 2014