Slopoke

A guy who lives with us cuz he had no where to go. Sometimes he can be a smartass and shakes his ass when he walks cuz he is lazy.

Slopoke is a smartass.
Slopoke sleeps all day cuz he is lazy.

Slopoke by Brittany November 20, 2004

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slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

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Slopoke • slowpoke • slooker • Slowpoke Rodriguez • Scopokel • slooked • slovoke • Slowpokewhore

Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

Slowpokewhore by jillstraw February 19, 2010

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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Slowpoke Rodriguez by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010