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Ass Blocker 3000 

The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.

The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.

The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 totally saved my life man, the Bubba didn't know what he had coming.

Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out
p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

I'll.beat.ur.ass3000

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026