studying

something you don't do and use as an excuse for getting laid. or if you actually do it you're probably lying.

person 1: dude, lia and i studied all night! i'm so tired.
person 2: bro.. i know you fucked her all night. you don't actually study!
studying. something nobody does.

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 29, 2022

studying

The word no one on this page has defined.

Meaning to repeatativly looking at your work, revising and hoping to do well in class!

I'm gonna go study for math... see you at the exam!

by Emily February 8, 2005

studying

a contraction of the words student and dying

used to reefer to the act of A Student dying

Stan: oh my god that student is dying

Kyle: no they're studying

by The Timmehnator February 22, 2018

studying

The hosting of STD's. Comes from saying "std" to sound like "study".

I don't want anything to do with that chick. She's got way too much studying to do.

by the artist formerly known as slappy July 25, 2003

studying

The action that involves opening FB and scrolling through memes, opening Instagram and looking at fit girls to find motivation to go to the gym, opening online shopping sites to spend more money on, etc. Actual Studying is the only thing that would not be done at this time.

"what are you up to?"
"studying."
"oh, good luck."
"ya, it's rough."

by sheeptryingtobegoat December 14, 2016

study

Texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

Dude, I have to study

by paranoiaaaaa November 27, 2011

Studying

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.

Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.

by L. Malice April 14, 2006