wankrag

A rag for which the clean-up procedure after a hefty ejaculation period. Sometimes such a rag can be used during said action so as to catch spermatozoa before offending matter causes bother.

'Lucky I had the old wankrag handy otherwise mum would have seen the clues for sure!'

by Spursboy November 8, 2004

wankrageous

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009