Hoobus 

The official title of a loser or homosexual. Also; one who enjoys the act(s) of giving and/or recieving a CJ.

"That hoobus kid is a faggy dick coil screwer."

Hoobus by Petris November 2, 2004

hoobum 

when a person only has one hole from which he or she urinates, defecates, fornicates, and gives birth

on a bird it is known as a vent, on a person it is known as a hoobum

Get your nasty hoobum away from me!

hoobum by Jordan Q. January 4, 2009

Hoobuckles 

A large quantity of something, a lot, a great amount, a shit ton, etc...

That party was hoobuckles of fun!

Hoobuckles by Am&Em July 6, 2010

Homobus 

A male demon that prays upon living males for sexual pleasures. Similar to an Incubus or Succubus.

Guy 1: Duude, the other night I was attacked by a Homobus and he touched me inappropriately, then disappeared into thin air!!!

Guy 2: WTF?!

Homobus by MysticFire November 6, 2009

hoobs

Helena Bonham Carter's boobs

Tim Burton gets the hoobs.

hoobs by Helenaisgod May 7, 2011

hoobaskank 

Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.

Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****

hoobaskank by flydezine July 27, 2008

hookus 

1. A standard request - root: Hook Us Up.

Hi can you please hookus the remote? Or: "Hookus" - and point at item required

hookus by ffmmmmfmm September 18, 2005